Why I resent Pigeons…

They have the gift of flight and they hardly use it.  It’s rude to all the other birds and people especially. Really they are more like litte pigs with wings…pigens?  Ahem.  I digress. Generally, I am a TOTAL animal lover, the worst kind really, but pigeons can bite me!  All of their waddling around and pooping on people for the 5seconds they do spend up in the air is just uncalled for.  If I had the gift of flight, I’d be flying ALL THE TIME and I would not poop on anyone.